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| Title: April Fool Author: Candyland ( candy__chan) Fandom: Torchwood: Led by an immortal captain, the crew of Torchwood seeks to protect the world from horrors like aliens and time travel and monsters and a lack of sex. Especially the last one. Wordcount: 772 Taunt: My fandom has me too busy ogling the cute boys kissing to come up with a proper taunt. ( April Fool ) | |
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| Title: Blame It On the Movies Author: Candyland ( candy__chan) Fandom: Invader Zim: An incompetent alien invader comes to Earth to conquer it, mostly so his leaders (the Almighty Tallest) can get rid of him. He brings with him a robot named Gir, who is obsessed with tacos and pigs, and faces off against a kid named Dib, who is Earth’s only hope. In short, we’re screwed. Wordcount: 398 Taunt: My fandom’s gonna sing the Doom Song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom… ( Blame It On the Movies ) | |
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| Title: A Perfect Act Fandom: Detective Conan Rating: R (rating jump for this chapter) Genre: Drama/Angst Wordcount: 6857 Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan. But I do have homemade hand-puppets for each character...that's normal, right? ( Part II: Performance ) | |
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| Title: Have to Start Somewhere Author: Candyland ( candy__chan) Fandom: Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia: A spin-off of the popular game series. As a newly minted Pokemon Ranger, it is your goal to figure out why all the Pokemon are going crazy and how it all ties in with the big, totally non-threatening corporation. Along the way, you’ll help people. Because seriously, no one here can do anything for themselves. Wordcount: 668 Taunt: My fandom really goes in circles. ( Have to Start Somewhere ) | |
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| Title: Fitting Author: Candyland ( candy__chan) Fandom: The Princess Bride: After her true love Westley is killed by pirates, a beautiful young man named Buttercup becomes engaged to a prince. Except Westley’s alive and he wants Buttercup back. There’s also a Spanish swordsman, a giant, a miracle worker, a guy with six fingers, and more memorable quotes than you can shake a stick at. Wordcount: 685 Taunt: Hallo. My fandom’s name is Inigo Montoya. You kill its father. Prepare to die. ( Fitting ) | |
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| Title: A Perfect Act Fandom: Detective Conan Rating: PG-13 Genre: Drama/Angst Wordcount: 6780 Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan. But I do have homemade hand-puppets for each character...that's normal, right? ( Part II: Performance ) | |
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| Title: What You Wish For Fandom: Detective Conan Rating: PG Genre: Humor/Romance Wordcount: 4021 Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan. But I do have homemade hand-puppets for each character...that's normal, right? ( Chapter 6: How I Wonder What You Are ) | |
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| Title: Trial by Fire Author: Candyland ( candy__chan) Fandom: Valdemar: Part of a world called Velgarth, created in a series of books by Mercedes Lackey. The land is patrolled by specially chosen people called Heralds, who have special mental Gifts, and their horse-like Companions. There are other lands in the world, including Karse, Rethwellan, and Hardorn. Wordcount: 2761 Taunt: My fandom may or may not be reading your mind. ( Trial by Fire ) | |
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| Title: Differences Between Dreams and Reality Fandom: Detective Academy Q Rating: PG-13 Genre: Drama/Romance Wordcount: 2164 Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Academy Q. And I can't come up with even one locked room mystery. Let alone all the ones they figure out on a regular basis. ( Differences Between Dreams and Reality ) | |
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| Title: A Perfect Act Fandom: Detective Conan Rating: PG-13 Genre: Drama/Angst Wordcount: 4502 Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan. But I do have homemade hand-puppets for each character...that's normal, right? ( Part I: Overture ) | |
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| Title: Zoidia Author: Candyland ( candy__chan) Fandom: Zodiac PI: Lili is a fortune teller and student by day, and an astrological detective by night. Toss in an ornery love interest, a missing mother, a bad guy, and some really adorable chibi zodiac spirits. Mix well and bake at four-fifty for twenty minutes. Wordcount: 698 Taunt: My fandom is allergic to girls. Quite literally. ( Zoidia ) | |
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| Title: Booking It Author: Candyland ( candy__chan) Fandom: Nancy Drew PC Games: One of the world’s greatest sleuths makes the jump from the page to the computer screen to star in a series of interactive mystery games. Wordcount: 794 Taunt: My fandom has been going since 1930. ( Booking It ) | |
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| Title: Legacy Fandom: Pokemon Rating: PG-13 Word Count: 1885 Genre: Drama/Angst Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. I also don't think it will ever go away. Teaser: Two boxes, one small and one large, sitting side by side, were the proof of a trainer's greatest legacy. ( Legacy ) | |
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| Title: Violets in August Fandom: Professor Layton Rating: PG Word Count: 693 Genre: Romance Disclaimer: I don't own Professor Layton. Or his top-hat of awesome. Teaser: Part II of Violets in August. Violet/Augustus Reinhold. They weren't children anymore, and she did seem to like it when he asked how the flowers were doing. ( A Lady and a Gentleman ) | |
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| Title: Riddle Me This Fandom: Professor Layton Rating: PG Word Count: 656 Genre: Humor Disclaimer: I don't own Professor Layton. Or his top-hat of awesome. Teaser: When Layton gets into a puzzle, he REALLY gets into it. ( Riddle Me This ) | |
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| Title: A Day in the Life of Character Building Fandom: Professor Layton Rating: PG Word Count: 1484 Genre: Humor Disclaimer: I don't own Professor Layton. Or his top-hat of awesome. Teaser: Lady Dahlia's daily schedule is always full of important things. And after all, being yelled at builds character. Poor Matthew. ( A Day in the Life of Character Building ) | |
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| Title: Being Fandom: Professor Layton Rating: PG Word Count: 1923 Genre: Drama Disclaimer: I don't own Professor Layton. Or his top-hat of awesome. Teaser: A twist of fate led him to discover the truth. Simon-centric. ( Being ) | |
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| Title: Violets in August Fandom: Professor Layton Rating: PG Word Count: 693 Genre: Romance Disclaimer: I don't own Professor Layton. Or his top-hat of awesome. Teaser: Part I of Violets in August. He learned, somewhere along the line, that if you really like a girl, pulling her hair will generally not have the desired effect. Violet/Augustus Reinhold ( Part I: A Boy and a Girl ) | |
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