Title: April Fool
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: Torchwood: Led by an immortal captain, the crew of Torchwood seeks to protect the world from horrors like aliens and time travel and monsters and a lack of sex. Especially the last one.
Wordcount: 772
Taunt: My fandom has me too busy ogling the cute boys kissing to come up with a proper taunt.

( April Fool )

Title: Blame It On the Movies
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: Invader Zim: An incompetent alien invader comes to Earth to conquer it, mostly so his leaders (the Almighty Tallest) can get rid of him. He brings with him a robot named Gir, who is obsessed with tacos and pigs, and faces off against a kid named Dib, who is Earth’s only hope. In short, we’re screwed.
Wordcount: 398
Taunt: My fandom’s gonna sing the Doom Song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom…

( Blame It On the Movies )

Title: Have to Start Somewhere
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia: A spin-off of the popular game series. As a newly minted Pokemon Ranger, it is your goal to figure out why all the Pokemon are going crazy and how it all ties in with the big, totally non-threatening corporation. Along the way, you’ll help people. Because seriously, no one here can do anything for themselves.
Wordcount: 668
Taunt: My fandom really goes in circles.

( Have to Start Somewhere )

Title: Fitting
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: The Princess Bride: After her true love Westley is killed by pirates, a beautiful young man named Buttercup becomes engaged to a prince. Except Westley’s alive and he wants Buttercup back. There’s also a Spanish swordsman, a giant, a miracle worker, a guy with six fingers, and more memorable quotes than you can shake a stick at.
Wordcount: 685
Taunt: Hallo. My fandom’s name is Inigo Montoya. You kill its father. Prepare to die.

( Fitting )

Title: Trial by Fire
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: Valdemar: Part of a world called Velgarth, created in a series of books by Mercedes Lackey. The land is patrolled by specially chosen people called Heralds, who have special mental Gifts, and their horse-like Companions. There are other lands in the world, including Karse, Rethwellan, and Hardorn.
Wordcount: 2761
Taunt: My fandom may or may not be reading your mind.

( Trial by Fire )

Title: Zoidia
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: Zodiac PI: Lili is a fortune teller and student by day, and an astrological detective by night. Toss in an ornery love interest, a missing mother, a bad guy, and some really adorable chibi zodiac spirits. Mix well and bake at four-fifty for twenty minutes.
Wordcount: 698
Taunt: My fandom is allergic to girls. Quite literally.

( Zoidia )

Title: Booking It
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: Nancy Drew PC Games: One of the world’s greatest sleuths makes the jump from the page to the computer screen to star in a series of interactive mystery games.
Wordcount: 794
Taunt: My fandom has been going since 1930.

( Booking It )

Title: Stolen Away
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: Scratches: An author trying to write the follow-up to his smash debut novel moves out to a creepy old mansion in the English countryside where a murder took place many years before. It makes a lot of weird noises. The mansion, I mean. Not the murder.
Wordcount: 581
Taunt: My fandom actually scared my sister!

( Stolen Away )

Title: The Truth of the Matter
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: Vision of Escaflowne: A girl with a gift for doing psychic readings gets pulled to another world to help a prince with a giant mecha save said world.
Wordcount: 1226
Taunt: My fandom suffers from a severe lack of Ending Makeout Scene.

( The Truth of the Matter )

Title: When the Morning Comes
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: Sailor Moon: A group of girls in sailor outfits fight evil under the guidance of a talking cat through the use of extensive stock footage. Behold, the formula that launched an empire.
Wordcount: 777
Taunt: My fandom introduced a whole generation of viewers to anime.

( When the Morning Comes )

Title: A Little Fall of Rain
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: Trace Memory: A girl named Ashley goes to find her father, and winds up solving several mysteries with the help of a ghost named D. Who is actually one of the mysteries himself.
Wordcount: 659
Taunt: My fandom stores its memories on Nintendo DS cartridges.

( A Little Fall of Rain )

Title: Revisited
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: Coraline: A book by Neil Gaiman. A young girl makes her way through a door into a world that at first glance seems to mirror her own. But soon she realizes that things are not always as they seem, and she must keep her wits about her if she wants to escape with her parents, her eyes, and her life.
Wordcount: 1946
Taunt: My fandom has a bouncing mouse circus. ‘Nuff said.

( Revisited )

Title: A Question of Guilt
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: Fatal Frame II: Twin sisters Mayu and Mio wander into a ghost village. Literally. The town was destroyed by a cataclysm long ago. When Mayu vanishes, Mio must uncover the town’s secrets and find her sister while fighting off ghosts with a magical camera.
Wordcount: 4380
Taunt: My fandom adds ten pounds.

( A Question of Guilt )

Title: Side Effects May Include
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: Time Hollow: A high school student comes into possession of a strange pen that gives him the power to change things that have already happened. Which is good, because someone else seems determined to destroy his life by altering the past.
Wordcount: 884
Taunt: My fandom just might mess up your timeline. So be careful.

( Side Effects May Include )

Title: Lies of Omission
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean: Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Boy loses girl. Boy meets eccentric pirate. Boy goes on adventure and becomes pirate. Boy gets girl back. Sort of.
Wordcount: 2823
Taunt: My fandom is savvy.

( Lies of Omission )

Title: Remnants of a Nightmare
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: Rule of Rose: A timid girl named Jennifer finds herself trapped in an orphanage with a group of vicious girls who call themselves the Red Crayon Aristocrats. The rules in their world are simple. Do everything they say…or die.
Wordcount: 1181
Taunt: My fandom has an entire blog devoted to trying to figure out what the heck happened in it.

( Remnants of a Nightmare )

Title: In Pursuit of Knowledge
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: Snow White: A beautiful princess is forced to take up residence with seven short guys in the forest after the Queen (her wicked stepmother) seeks to have her killed for daring to be more beautiful. That whole thing about an apple a day keeping the doctor away? Doesn’t quite work here.
Wordcount: 1609
Taunt: My fandom was the first of its kind!

( In Pursuit of Knowledge )

Title: Where Credit is Due
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: Matantei Loki Ragnarok: The Norse God Loki has been trapped in a child’s body and banished to Earth by the chief god, Odin. He solves paranormal mysteries and avoids other gods who have come to try and kill him. Including Frey. He’s very threatening. Really.
Wordcount: 468
Taunt: My fandom rides pigs.

( Where Credit is Due )

Title: Opened Up
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: Psychonauts: A child acrobat named Raz runs away from the circus and sneaks into a summer camp for psychics. There he discovers a plot in motion to take over the world, and must try to stop this by going into the minds of those around him. Including a giant hulking monstrous lungfish named Linda.
Wordcount: 2714
Taunt: My fandom has the brain of a little girl. In its lab. Honest.

( Opened Up )

Title: Believing in Heaven
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: The Little Mermaid: The story of a mermaid trades her voice for three days as a human to try and win the heart of the human prince she has fallen in love with. She is accompanied by a fish who’s scared of his own shadow and a crab who can belt the catchiest tunes this side of the Atlantic.
Wordcount: 1962
Taunt: My fandom will get stuck in your head for hours.

( Believing in Heaven )